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Ten Tips about Ladyboys.

First I will approach this article on the basis that you don’t fancy hooking up with a ladyboy for extra curricular activities. Then view it from the other angle where you might be looking to have an encounter with a ladyboy but don’t quite know [thirstylink ids=”956″] how to get around to it[/thirstylink].

How do you tell the difference between a girl and a ladyboy? In the past the Adam’s apple was the first part of the anatomy to expose the possibility that one might be looking at a man and not a woman.
Now there is an operation that a ladyboy can have to hide that tel tale lump in the throat. That said, I will still add the “apple” to the list of ten ways to spot a KATOEY.

  1. Check the Adam’s apple. Ever seen a girl with one?

  2. Check out the feet and ankles. If they are abnormally large you have a boy on your hands. If the girl is wearing size 12 high heels then there is a good chance she is a he.

  3. Listen to the voice although some are skillful at concealing the voice.

  4. Look at the way she/he walks. Most of them are a dead give away. Looks like they have just graduated from fashion deportment school walking one foot crossing in front of the other with wiggling hips.
  5. If she is tall, say 6 foot, then be suspicious. Most Thai girls are around 5 foot 4 inches tall or less. A 6-foot tall Thai girl could be a model and normally a Thai model would not be flirting with a falang tourist in Pattaya.

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  6. If you meet her with a bunch of her friends then check them out too. KATOEYS usually hunt in packs. If you suspect some of her friends are ladyboys then there is a chance that she is a he.
  7. If she turns out the lights before undressing and wants to have sex in complete darkness she might be a KATOEY (ladyboy). Thai girls are not that shy about sex.
  8. While you are unknowingly chatting to a ladyboy (katoey) in the street late at night it is quite common for her to make a grab at your crotch. At this point it is a great opportunity for you to return the compliment and grab her privates. You might feel a slight bulge. A KATOEY will usually tuck her penis back under her crotch.
  9. If she seems to be wearing an over abundance of makeup then there is a chance that she is a ladyboy. Thai girls are usually subtle with their make up when they apply it. Many Thai girls don’t wear make up.
  10. If her breasts are bulging from her blouse and it appears that she has implants then it is highly likely you are looking at a boy.

How To Deal With A Ladyboy

Guest friendly hotels no joiner feeIf you are already in the sack exploring his/her body and he/she stops you at the pussy this is unusual behavior for a girl. Let the alarm bells ring. He/she might tell you it is menstruation time and offer you a BJ.

Some KATOEYS who have had the chop are not confident about the quality of their genital conversion and would rather not have you probing away with your fingers. Again a BJ would be on offer or a quick suck and slip you in.

If you get into a difficult situation and you decide you don’t want to pay your KATOEY then be extra careful. These girl/boys are strong and possibly good boxers. They also work in groups so avoid an incident. Just pay up and politely tell her to leave.

If you discover her gender on arriving at your room and you don’t want to continue the adventure don’t get angry. Joke about the fact that she had you fooled. You might get away with just giving her a 100 baht taxi fare. But try not to get into an argument if that doesn’t satisfy her.How to Date a Ladyboy

Go Go Bar NO Bar Fine

Yes that’s right a go go bar where you won’t have to pay that bar fine fee to take a dancer from the bar. This is a brave experiment by the owners of the bar. According to the owners of the bar there are no hidden costs for the punter in this new go go bar strategy to attract more customers to the venue. The customer will not be expected to buy a minimum number of drinks or ladies drinks.

With bar fines ranging from 600 baht up to 1500 baht and even more in some go go bars this new business practice will surely attract a flow of punters wanting to save some money. There could be the odd one or two customers who float in, buy one drink, choose a dancer and nick off for the evening.

A customer ducking in for one drink then fleeing with a dancer on each arm would not be such a good deal for the owners. But the general consensus among a lot of punters is that they usually enjoy to relax a while and loosen up with several drinks to put them in the right mood.

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The bar fine compensates the bar owner for the loss of lady drinks in the girl’s absence. The bar fine also compensates the owner for the reduction in luster (less girls dancing) and less choice of girls. It might even contribute to the dancer’s salary. So if the punters behave and buy a few drinks this should be a win win deal all around.

So where is this Go Go Bar that is setting new standards for the industry? It is Bunnies in Bangkok. Bunnies is located on the ground floor of Nana Plaza on Sukhumvit Soi 4. Here are some girl friendly hotels in that area listed in order of their distance from Nana Plaza. On Monday the 10th of July Bunnies implemented the new policy of no longer charging customers a bar fine to take a dancer out of the bar.

If you go to Bunnies in Nana Plaza and you spot a dancer that you fancy then before you leave the bar together you might want to have a friendly chat about what her expectations may be for the remainder of the evening. For insight into the possible variables and experienced advice about avoiding any hassles with negotiations you could read the Bar Girls Report.

This is great news for those who have had to rein in their spending due to poor exchange rates. Especially those who are transferring funds in GBP and the AUD.

Hats off to Bunnies Bangkok for trying something new. It will be interesting to see whether or not this new business practice creates some competition causing other owners to experiment with the no bar fine, free out of the bar approach. Bunnies might have to employ more dancers. Hopefully it will all go well and there will be a lot more happy punters with big smiles.


Jerry Lee Lewis Impersonator Pattaya

Jerry Carlson came to Pattaya and rocked us at a free live concert in front of Central Shopping Mall on Beach Road Pattaya. On stage with Jerry are members from the band that used to perform regularly at the Blues Factory located in a lane off Walking Street. They currently perform at other venues around Pattaya.

On Lead guitar is a well known musician from Chicago, Snowman (Ken Minahan), who has performed in many countries around the world. Jerry is a dedicated entertainer who brings enjoyment to all that view his performance.

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In the video play list  Jerry Carlson the great Jerry Lee Lewis impersonator performs some of the Jerry Lee Lewis classics such as:

  • Hound Dog
  • Boppi’n at the High School Hop
  • Hey Baby
  • Slow Down

Chuck Berry strongly influenced both Lewis and Carlson so two of the greatest Chuck Berry videos are included in this playlist below. Don’t miss the Chuck Berry guitar solo in “Johnny Be Good” recorded live in 1972.

 

Coyote Dancers Pattaya Show Girls

The Coyote girls usually wear tastefully chosen cropped tops with hot pants or sometimes skimpy clothing and dance with the intention of making their audience go wild.
Usually they are “unavailable” meaning they can’t be “bar fined” like their go go bar girl compatriots.

Coyote Dancing events held outdoors in Thailand often appear to be a combination of go go dancing and car show. Souped up pickups, with a dance platform harnessed to the rear section, wired up with powerful inbuilt sound systems and disco lights are used for the Coyote Girls to dance on.
I guess that could be called an electrifying atmosphere.

The following video is a compilation of Thai girls Coyote
dancing at various locations in Bangkok and Pattaya. The first scene opens during a party night in Soi Six Pattaya. The converted pickups were parked up outside a few of the short time bars about 30 meters or so inside the soi from the Second Road entrance.

Show Girls V’s Coyote Dancers

Aware of the popularity of energetic well dressed dancers some go go bar operators have selected special girls to perform a show similar to the Coyote dancers.
These girls are called “Show Girls” and usually perform a choreographed act like those at Angelwitch or Champagne A Go Go in Pattaya.
The “Show Girls” are available and attract a higher fee than the normal go go dancer. More often than not “Show Girls” are usually more attractive than the go go dancers.

A few of my friends and I have noticed that, since the introduction of “Show Girls”, in some go go bars, the normal dancers have become a little lethargic. You know, one step forward followed by one step back.

What Do Coyote Dancers Do?

The Coyote Dancers are not sex workers. They can not be “ bar fined” like go go dancers. They are usually hired to inject a bit of excitement into a venue or event.
The Coyote Dancers are best described as attractive, well dressed high energy dancers with a passion to entertain through their dancing skills.

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They are well trained enthusiastic dancers. Some might be professional dancers who have received formal dance training. There are hundreds of dance studios in Bangkok and several in Pattaya City. Dancing is a common career for Thai girls with good body toning.
Usually the girls are aged between 18 and 25. After the age of 25 they might retire from the high energy Coyote Dancing.
Coyote Dancers can be booked and hired through agencies to perform at up market clubs, discos, go go bars, karaoke clubs, parties and private functions.
A suggested hire rate is around 500 to 1,500 baht per hour. Some dancers are known to earn up to 3,000 baht per hour. An associate who manages a condominium in Pattaya hired a group of five Coyote Dancers through a Coyote dancer agent to perform at a pool party. The fee was 5,000 baht and payable in advance.

Where Can I See Coyote Dancers in Pattaya?

You will often see Coyote Dancers at the major discos such as Insomnia, Walking Street, Pattaya and at car shows held at some of the shopping centers like Central Festival, Second Road, Pattaya. I have seen them perform at motorcycle rallies and musical events in Pattaya and of course, bar party nights when the souped up pickups are called in for support. Pun intended.
If you are thinking about courting a Coyote Dancer then I recommend you learn a bit of the local language. Here is a website where you can listen to some romantic Thai phrases to get you started.

Used car scam in Pattaya

There are many known scams in Thailand. Some scams occur simply because a situation creates an opportunity to make an easy sting without being caught. Dave has lived in Pattaya for 6 years. His friend Bob lives in Sriracha about 30 kilometers north of Pattaya on the way to Bangkok.

Bob was in the market for a new second hand car. He had already looked at a 2012 Honda and the price was right. However a few days before making his final decision to buy, Bob saw an advertisement in the local English language newspaper advertising a second hand 2012 Toyota Altis, the tough competitor to Honda, at a very attractive price.

The Toyota interested Bob so much that he called the owner to get more details. He discovered that the private seller of the car is located in Pattaya. The seller is a doctor who is currently employed at the Bangkok Pattaya hospital. Bob’s daughter was sick and he and his wife were busy with their daily work routine and commitments in Sriracha so Bob called David in Pattaya to ask him if he could take a look at the car for him. Dave agreed to check out the car the next day.

The next day Dave called Bob to get more details about the car deal but Bob explained that his Thai wife had just contacted the owner of the car and made arrangements for the owner to drive the car up to Sriracha. The good doctor offered to bring the car right to Bob’s front door on the condition that Bob’s wife make a deposit of eight thousand baht (8,000 baht) to the doctor’s bank account to cover travelling costs. The deposit would be deducted from the price of the car if Bob decided to buy it. Does this sound like a scam brewing in the background?

Bob’s wife made the eight thousand baht funds transfer to the doctor’s bank account. Bob was happy that he did not have to travel in the traffic down to Pattaya to inspect the car. The doctor told Bob’s wife that he would arrive with the car at around 13:00. Bob and his wife waited. At 15:30 the doctor had not yet arrived. Bob became suspicious and asked his wife to call the doctor.

The doctor’s phone was turned off and not receiving calls. Most unusual for someone who has made an appointment to deliver a car. Bob decided to do something that he felt in hind sight he should have done before his wife transferred the funds to the car seller’s bank account.

Bob turned on his computer, connected to the internet and began a Google search for the doctor’s name at Pattaya Bangkok hospital. Sure enough the name came up in the search results on the hospital’s website. This doctor’s name was so easy to find that it indicated to Bob that he just might be the victim of a Thai scam.

I know you are by now thinking that Bob was a naïve fool for transferring a large sum of money to the doctor’s bank account. Why didn’t he just send enough to cover travel expenses? About 1,000 to 2,000 would have been more than enough for the sixty kilometer return journey, right?

Remember it was Bob’s Thai wife who made the deal with the doctor. Now, here is where Thai culture and saving face eases it’s way into the decision making process. I’ll just mention here that Bill Williams delves into these matters in his two e-books After-The-Rush and Pattaya Bar Girls Report. They are well worth reading and could save you a lot of wasted time and money if you are planning to visit Thailand or already live in Thailand.

Bob asked his wife to call the hospital and ask to speak to the doctor. She did not want to do that. Bill Williams explains why in his reports. At the end of the day the good doctor did not turn up. His mobile phone remained turned off and he, lets call him "the scammer", is now eight thousand baht richer.

Can the perpetrator be tracked down? That is a big possibility. But Bob will probably have to deal with not receiving too much help from his Thai wife. Bob hasn’t read either of the eBooks recommended above but plans to do so. He could approach the bank and try tracking down the good doctor that way or just go straight to the police. Stay tuned for an update regarding this scam. Just press Ctrl+D to bookmark this page and come back in a week or two.

Pattaya Hotel Close to Beach

There are hundreds of hotels in Pattaya. My friends and I love to stay close to the beach when in Pattaya. Wouldn’t beach side hotels be a little expensive? Not all of them. Here is my recommendation for a nice Pattaya hotel close to the beach that won’t burn a hole in your wallet. This hotel is located on Beach Road Pattaya.

I will define my meaning of “close to the beach”. On Beach Road from the North Pattaya Road Junction all the way to the Walking Street junction any hotel located along that stretch of road will be on the inland roadside of the beach. That means that if you stay in any one of those hotels you will just have to walk across Beach Road plus the promenade and you will be on the sand.
Guest friendly hotels no joiner fee
Unlike many medium size hotels in Pattaya this hotel has an elevator (lift). In Thailand the building code requires any hotel with more than 5 floors to have a lift. Many cheap Pattaya hotels and budget guest houses in Pattaya with 5 floors or less DO NOT have a lift. Some cheap hotels in Pattaya have six floors and still do not provide a lift.

This hotel is a good deal for a Pattaya hotel with ocean view. It will cost around 1,000 baht per night if you book online and more if you just walk in to book a room. Follow this link to check the room rate for this beachfront hotel and get up to 65% off the room rate (depends on the season). By following this link you will also be able to read hotel reviews by other travelers who have stayed at the hotel.

What you will find nearby.
Walk from the front door of the hotel turn left and walk twenty meters along Beach Road from the hotel you will find a Thai massage shop an Indian Restaurant then a bit further two girly bars.

Walk further along Beach Road in the same direction for about one minute and you will come to a “Mc Donalds” restaurant. That’s about 180 meters from the hotel. Of course you will also pass several small Thai food restaurants along the way. Walk another 50 meters and you will reach the popular Soi Six collection of short time bars.

The Sabai Land soapy massage parlor is a five-minute walk from the front door of the hotel. If you book this Pattaya hotel on line you will save up to 65% on the walk in rate. It will also guarantee that you have a comfortable room for your first night in Pattaya. I send my beach bunny friends to this hotel whenever they visit Pattaya. The receptionist is cute and sexy. Check out some photos of the reception (lobby). This hotel is a guest friendly hotel meaning you may invite an extra person to stay over night without having to pay that annoying “joiner fee” that a lot of the hotels in Pattaya love to charge.

Thai Girl Scams

What are Thai girl scams?
Have you been scammed by a Thai girl?

A lot of foreigners who travel to Thailand for a short holiday in Pattaya often consider that they have become the victim of a Thai girl scam. They have found themselves in a situation where they have either lost some money, personal property such as a watch, laptop, passport, credit card, gold chain or been deceived in some way that has caused them emotional trauma.

On many of these occasions it has been the foreigners’ lack of understanding of Thai customs and culture that has led them to be victims of a Thai girl scam. Now I am not advocating that there are no such scams to be found in Pattaya Thailand or anywhere else in the world but in many cases the foreigner’s lack of preparing himself for his visit to a country with such a diverse culture is the catalyst for misunderstanding.

It is this misunderstanding that can lead a newbie traveller into awkward situations that sometimes have a negative outcome. Then the foreigner considers he has been scammed. Would you jump from an aircraft before checking that your parachute is in order?

Likewise would you travel to foreign country without first researching the potential hazards? There are some known scams to prepare yourself for. Understanding Thai girls and the way they think is not easy. I can think of at least three common scams that you might encounter in Pattaya if you are in the wrong place at the right time. You might want to check out several more bar girl scams here.

Here is one type of scam you might like to note.  Single travelling males should be careful about bringing unknown women to their hotel rooms or homes. Druggings, whereby the woman coats her nipples with the drug or drops something into your drink to put you to sleep and assist with the theft of your belongings, is not uncommon.

Unfortunately, they sometimes put a little extra into the drink to make sure you are knocked right out. There are reported cases of the little extra inadvertently killing the victim. It’s possible that in a few of those cases the drug administered was incompatible with the victim’s heart condition or medication the victim was taking at the time.

While the rate of theft is remarkably low, it does occur.

My advice is to learn a bit about Thai culture,  customs, and potential hazards before you book your flight to Thailand. The more you learn about the people and their ways of going about their everyday tasks, the less potential there will be for misunderstanding.

When a Westerner comes to Thailand he brings with him his way of doing things, his culture, his customs. On occasions the Westerners’ way of doing things can clash with their hosts’. If you do find yourself in an awkward situation try to stay calm. Try not to display anger. In Thai culture it is impolite and unwise to display anger. If you are planning a trip to Pattaya, familiarize yourself with the culture, the customs, and the pitfalls and you will have an unforgettable holiday.

Suvarnabhumi (Bangkok) Airport to Pattaya by Taxi

The Bangkok airport is named Suvarnabhumi Airport.

Suvarnabhumi is pronounced “Su-Wana-Poom” and means “The Golden Land”.

The taxis at the airport are currently charging a flat fee of 1,400 baht one way and the journey takes one to one and a half hours, depending on traffic. The fee includes expressway toll.

Taxis are located on level one.  Look for the signs. You might be solicited to take an expensive Limo to just Bangkok for 1,000 baht, give these guys the flick you are going to Pattaya.

If you’re arriving in Thailand late at night or in the wee small hours of the morning you’ll need to book your Pattaya hotel from the preceding night.

Example:

If you arrive at the airport at 11:30 p.m. on the 20th, and you take a taxi from the airport you will arrive in Pattaya at around 1:15 to 1:45 a.m. on the 21st.

  • Book your room for the 20th.
  • Notify the hotel what time you’re due in.
  • Explain that they should tell the night manager about your arrival time.
  • Before you leave home send a confirmation email with your booking attached (If you have one).
  • In your cabin luggage carry a copy of the email you received from the hotel.
  • Keep the hotel phone number handy so the taxi driver can call the hotel if he gets lost in Pattaya.
    Try to get a copy of a map showing the hotel’s location. A lot of hotel booking websites display location maps with the street names printed in Thai.

    How To Go From The Taxi Counter.

    The taxi counter collects fares for meter taxis that run with meter turned off.
    You pay the one time flat rate of 1400 to Pattaya.
    Find the TAXI METER counter.
    Say, “I want TAXI METER”.
    That will help you find the counter.
    Pay the fee at the counter. Get the receipt.

    Someone will take you to the Thai taxi driver.
    Confirm with the desk clerk that the fee includes toll way.

    When you get your ticket, hang on to it.  Don’t (DO NOT) give the”passenger receipt” to the driver.

    The driver gets the driver’s receipt.
    Some drivers try to take the passenger receipt from you.
    Don’t let him do that.

    The driver’s name and car registration number is on that receipt.
    It also has a contact number on the receipt if you have a complaint or you leave something behind in the taxi.

    One traveler asked,
    “What is the use of a receipt if the driver bumps me off”?

    That would be unfortunate.

    However if you do go missing the authorities have some information. They know who has been taking passengers to Pattaya at that time.
    They have the name and car number of the driver who took passengers to Pattaya around the time the passenger went missing.

    This information can assist police with a speedy solution.

    • Tip:
      You might meet someone on your flight who is traveling to Pattaya.
      The two of you could share a taxi.

    By sharing with another foreigner, preferably one who understands your language, the risk is lessened.

    Taxi Security

    If you have a problem with a meter taxi (taxi meter) for example you forget and leave luggage in the car;

    Please Call: 1584 or 02 130-0002  or 02 130-0097

Alternative Taxi to Pattaya

You can try taking a meter taxi (TAXI METER) from the departures level.
They pull up to let off a passenger then you can ask if they will take you to Pattaya “meter ON”.

Make sure the driver resets the meter when you get in.
It should show 35 baht on the read out screen.

This can be a bit messy because some don’t want to drive to Pattaya.
This is a better choice if you are only going to a hotel in Bangkok.
There may not be many taxis available at your time of arrival
More information about Bangkok Airport to Pattaya.

Should I Send Money to a Thai Girl?

This can happen. Probability 99%
Imagine you meet a beautiful Thai lady in a bar in Pattaya.
You fall in love with her. Don’t think it won’t happen. This does happen to many foreigners who visit Pattaya. They fall in love with Pattaya bar girls.

You don’t want her to work in the bar when you go back to your country so you offer to pay her some money so that she does not have to work in the bar and get laid by lots of men.
Your Thai girlfriend wants money to survive. Right?

Questions To Ask Yourself Before Sending Money to a Thai Girl

“How will I know that she has stopped working in the bar?”
“How much salary should I pay my Thai girlfriend?” (Probably not as much as you think).
“Should I give her a large sum of money?”

Thai girlfriend relationship guide

You are advised not to give her a large sum of money.
Why?
There are several reasons and one is synonymous with Thai culture.
But I advise you not to give her a large amount of money unless you know your Thai girlfriend and her family very well.

Even then there is no guarantee that your Thai girl friend might not be persuaded to hand over her good fortune to some other member of her family who has convinced her that he or she is more deserving of the cash.

Thai Girls and Sending Money

This brings to mind a report that is almost free and I used to tell people that they should download it if they are planning to send money to a bar girl in Thailand,
or even planning to give her a lump sum of money. But now………..

Now I try to tell any man I meet who is planning a trip to Thailand to read

“Thai Girls and Sending Money”
report before he even books his ticket to Thailand.
Why?
Simply because the information is so very useful to have in your mind when you are leaving Thailand to return to your own country.

Reading the report will save you time, money and perhaps heartache.
These three questions (above) and more are answered and fully explained in the report.

FEES

Are you thinking that you will have to pay expensive bank transfer fees if you send periodic payments to her? Not if you follow the strategy outlined in pages 9 – 11 of
“Thai Girls and Sending Money” report. You can save some money, maybe a lot more than you could imagine.

If you have got a copy of the Pattaya bar hopping map then it is highly likely that you are planning on meeting some bar girls for extra curricular activities.

Right Answers?

It is so easy to become infatuated and sex struck by a warmhearted beautiful brown bar girl beauty. When she gazes into your heart with those beautiful brown eyes and says:
“I not work bar you send money me?”
Will you have the right answers?

Download Thai Girls and Sending Money and prepare yourself now.
Remember at the moment it is almost free and it will save you a bundle.

Check out the report and save yourself some time, money and frustration.
Here is the link.
“Thai Girls and Sending Money” report.

Pattaya Bar Hopping Map

The evening is when most punters go bar hopping right?
In a way that’s what this post is about. Where to find the bars.

There are thousands of bars in Pattaya. You will need a good map to navigate them.
Good news. I have one for you. I know you like free stuff.

I received an email from Mike Baird giving me permission to upload his Pattaya bar hopping map for you to view on Pattaya-bar-girls website.  Most of the bars shown in the map are located in Walking Street Pattaya.

You can view it here.

Pattaya Bar Hopping Map

The bar hopping map includes

  • 20 outdoor bars
  • 60 of Pattaya’s most popular go go bars
  • 20 no hassle couples bars

If you like you can download the Pattaya bar map and print it out for your own personal use.

On the same web page you will see some of the bar girl ebooks, nightlife guides, and reports I have uploaded for you.
If you have ever considered sending money to a Thai girl then have a serious look at
“Thai Girls and Sending Money”

Click through to the “Thai Girls and Sending Money” website and you will be surprised when you
read through and get to the bottom of the page.

Here again is the link to the Pattaya ebooks reports and bar hopping map page.