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Return to Tim Bar for Bar Fine & Short Time

As I walked back into the Tim Bar on second road Pattaya the doorman tapped me on the shoulder saying with a chuckle, ‘Oh you come back, vely good’.

Glancing past the go-go dancers I saw the swine immediately.  Frobisher, he’d come back. He was talking to Fon as if trying to explain something.  As I got closer Fon jumped off her seat and came to meet me. ‘Mr mayJAW he try ony pay me eight hunled for short time boom-boom but bar wan six -mean I ony get two.  No good for me Mr mayJAW’.

‘Major what are you doing here; I thought you’d gone home’ said Frobisher

‘You’re a damn sneak and a cheapskate Frobisher,’ I replied gently fuming.

As Hendrix` Cross Town Traffic boomed out across the Tim Bar I took a 1000baht note from my wallet and handed it to Fon saying,   ‘Let’s go my dear, time is of the essence’.

‘I say Major I was just negotiating a deal with this young lady if you don’t mind’.

‘Oh but I do mind Frobisher you’ll have to wait until I’m finished old boy’ I said.

I relished the look of disappointment registering on his tired old face.  Fon came back with the 100 baht change which I told her to keep. By the way follow this link to learn about negotiating with Pattaya Bar Girls.

‘Steady on old boy said Frobisher, think of the old country we’re going broke you know, don’t spoil it for the rest of us’.

I now had to decide where best to take Fon.

Choice 1.  Short time

Approximately 1 and a half hours = 600 baht bar fine+ 300 baht for modest clean room upstairs.  Tip for girl agreed between you but 500 baht for short time is usual.

Choice 2.  To take Fon out of the bar for the night.

600 baht bar fine. Usually from a Go-Go Bar like the Tim Bar although negotiable with the girl you would be expected to pay 1000 baht for the night. The Mamasan asked one of the serving girls to take me up stairs and show me one of the better rooms for staying the night.  I was impressed, it was close to five star quality, a large double room with fridge, a big flat screen TV plus DVD, a king sized bed with spotless bed linen.  The clincher was the bathroom with its walk-in shower and enormous Jacuzzi plus a maid to run it for you.  It was 800 baht for the night and you had to leave by 10 the next morning.

Choice 3.  To take Fon to one of the nearby hotels.

The Bliss Hotel in Soi Diana, for instance. A modest, clean room is 700 baht per night.

I decided on Choice 1,  short time.  All told including a lady drink and 100 baht tip the escapade would cost me 1605 baht.

Fon was the consummate professional.  Before I had a chance to take her clothes off,  something I always enjoy doing to a woman, she had disrobed and was telling me to join her in the shower where she carefully soaped me all over.  I had to tell her to slow down as things were coming to a head much too quickly. I couldn’t help thinking that another 500 baht for her and 500 more for a larger room with a Jacuzzi for the night would have been the better option.  But of course because of  Noy it wasn’t possible.

Fon was magnificent.  Earlier she had agreed to do something for me that Noy always refused to do.  Something to herself whilst I watched.  Her eyes had lit up when I asked her. Watching how much pleasure she was giving to herself  I understood why.

When we finally made love she had already had numerous orgasms.  She insisted on a condom. In these kinds of circumstances I’d never fail to use one.  As I walked back out through the club I noticed Frobisher had gone and wondered whether it was back to his lady or short time with one of the go go girls.

I walked into the condo to the familiar strains of  Noy’s nasal mutterings.  They gave me that warm feeling you get from being back at home.

Footnote.

All the prices quoted above were current in April 2013.  Listed below are some of the prices in the Tim Bar as of February 2015 although getting these clear with the Mamasan and a number of girls was no easy task.

There are no modestly priced rooms upstairs anymore.

Short time, 2 hours total. Bar fine….Dancer, 800 baht.  Service girl, 700 baht.

Room upstairs.  800 Baht.

Lady drink, 125 baht.

Short time price for lady seems to be negotiable between 1,000 and 1,500 baht.

As you can see in less than two years the prices have rocketed. Precisely the same kind of escapade pursued currently and paying 1,000 baht for the lady would cost me 2,825 baht.  The leap in price compared with the 1,605 baht paid in April 2013 is excessive.  Sadly, as the Major’s pension has stayed the same he’s finding things a little stretched.

Should I Send Money to a Thai Girl?

This can happen. Probability 99%
Imagine you meet a beautiful Thai lady in a bar in Pattaya.
You fall in love with her. Don’t think it won’t happen. This does happen to many foreigners who visit Pattaya. They fall in love with Pattaya bar girls.

You don’t want her to work in the bar when you go back to your country so you offer to pay her some money so that she does not have to work in the bar and get laid by lots of men.
Your Thai girlfriend wants money to survive. Right?

Questions To Ask Yourself Before Sending Money to a Thai Girl

“How will I know that she has stopped working in the bar?”
“How much salary should I pay my Thai girlfriend?” (Probably not as much as you think).
“Should I give her a large sum of money?”

Thai girlfriend relationship guide

You are advised not to give her a large sum of money.
Why?
There are several reasons and one is synonymous with Thai culture.
But I advise you not to give her a large amount of money unless you know your Thai girlfriend and her family very well.

Even then there is no guarantee that your Thai girl friend might not be persuaded to hand over her good fortune to some other member of her family who has convinced her that he or she is more deserving of the cash.

Thai Girls and Sending Money

This brings to mind a report that is almost free and I used to tell people that they should download it if they are planning to send money to a bar girl in Thailand,
or even planning to give her a lump sum of money. But now………..

Now I try to tell any man I meet who is planning a trip to Thailand to read

“Thai Girls and Sending Money”
report before he even books his ticket to Thailand.
Why?
Simply because the information is so very useful to have in your mind when you are leaving Thailand to return to your own country.

Reading the report will save you time, money and perhaps heartache.
These three questions (above) and more are answered and fully explained in the report.

FEES

Are you thinking that you will have to pay expensive bank transfer fees if you send periodic payments to her? Not if you follow the strategy outlined in pages 9 – 11 of
“Thai Girls and Sending Money” report. You can save some money, maybe a lot more than you could imagine.

If you have got a copy of the Pattaya bar hopping map then it is highly likely that you are planning on meeting some bar girls for extra curricular activities.

Right Answers?

It is so easy to become infatuated and sex struck by a warmhearted beautiful brown bar girl beauty. When she gazes into your heart with those beautiful brown eyes and says:
“I not work bar you send money me?”
Will you have the right answers?

Download Thai Girls and Sending Money and prepare yourself now.
Remember at the moment it is almost free and it will save you a bundle.

Check out the report and save yourself some time, money and frustration.
Here is the link.
“Thai Girls and Sending Money” report.

Pattaya Bar Girls Nightlife Guide Tips

“Welcome handsome man!” “Come inside sexy man!” They’re the siren cries of the beautiful Pattaya bargirls as they try to pick you out from the endless stream of  Western men (farangs) who stroll down the crowded sois (side streets) of Pattaya, to entice you into their house of fun.

Wherever you are in town, in the concentrated beer bar complexes of Soi 2, Soi 8 or Soi Diana, the “short-time” Mecca that is Soi 6 (which many ex-pats would rather keep among their own little Pattaya secrets), or the in-your-face frenzy that is Walking Street, which must have more go-go bars, erotic shows for every taste, and just plain sexual energy than anywhere else on the globe, a smiling charmer of a Thai lady is waiting to give you an experience you may never forget.

Make no mistake, when these Thai bar girls offer you entertainment, they usually really mean it! If you play your cards right you can have the time of your life. But, if you want my advice, it would be wise to do a little research first. After all you wouldn’t like to get your sexy bargirl darling home to your lair, only to find:

  • She’s not a lady at all, but a ladyboy (or the reverse, depending on your orientation).
  • She’s just arrived in town, has no idea of the scene, and would really rather be working in the Family Mart store.
  • She’s been in town for far too long, and is only interested in trying out her newest theories on the quickest way to empty a farang’s wallet.
  • For some reason your culture doesn’t match with hers, with sometimes embarrassing results (to say the least)!
  • A host of weird (and sometimes funny) complications that you would never imagine.

The Pattaya nightlife is probably the best in the world (and certainly the raunchiest)! Many books have tried to portray the excitement that buzzes through the bars, restaurants and hotels here, and failed. The Pattaya Bar Girls Report (Nightlife Guide) offers you a practical but in-depth insight to the ladies who help make Pattaya what it is. If you know how they think and what makes them tick, then you’re really cooking!

Many male visitors to Thailand only experience a tiny percentage of the fun and excitement that is to be had in Pattaya, and many return with a broken heart and an empty wallet after it all.

If you are still pondering on these potential pitfalls;

  1. Your “Tee Rak” (darling) is probably a “lady of the second kind” if she has one or more of the following attributes:
    • She is tall, (most Thai girls are around 5 foot 4 inches or less).
    • She has feet, ankles, hands and wrists, which are roughly the same size as yours ( if you are a male).
    • She has an Adam’s apple. (Sometimes disguised using surgery).
  2. If, when you pretend to forget the location of your hotel, your doe-eyed innocent can name all of the hotels on your soi, and the four streets adjacent, be skeptical of her claim (often made) that she has only been working in the bar for one week.
  3. And on the cultural front, you may be surprised to learn that the in-your-face, erotic dancing sweetheart in your arms is a devout Buddhist who is afraid of ghosts!

It sounds a bit like a minefield, but it’s actually a whole lot of fun as long as you are well prepared. My advice is to do lots of research before you land there.

Whether you are a seasoned visitor or a newcomer to the seductive charms of the bargirls, dancers, freelancers and assorted other ladies offering you pleasure and fulfillment in this labyrinth of go-go bars, massage parlors and “bar beers”, there is always something new and fascinating to learn. A good way to get started and stay up to date is to take a look at the Pattaya Bar Girls Report (Nightlife Guide). http://www.Pattaya-Bar-Girls.com/arep/

Inside the report you will find a compendium of the accumulated experiences (and some disasters) of a large network of committed expats, who have lived the dream in Pattaya for many years.

The Bar Babe Release Code

One evening an American friend invited me
to try a restaurant located in Pattaya Soi 7.

Now if you have never taken a walk along Pattaya Soi 7
after 5.00 p.m. or any similar Soi in Thailand then I’ll tell you
a little secret. You are truly are missing a life changing experience.
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Why?
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Imagine walking along a street full of outdoor bars overflowing
with beautiful young women. Pattaya girls. Every second girl you
stroll by complements you on your good looks
and sex appeal.

With her sweet voice she greets you, “Hello handsome man”
or
“Hello sexy man”
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And that’s not all
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A girl will take you by the hand. She will hold on to you
like a long lost friend.

You will not be able to move on. She will anchor you to the
pavement.

She will look at you with pleading brown eyes.
This happens every time I take a walk along one of these
pretty girl sois. Can you imagine how young I feel?
This is the fountain of youth.
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Abandon Mission?
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We were on our way to a restaurant to have a meal.
What do you do when your stroll is seductively interrupted?
Should you abandon your mission and give in to the desires
of these beautiful Pattaya Soi 7 maidens?

Perhaps you are on your way to meet a Thai lady at the end of the
soi but you have to fight off all her competitors along the way.
It sounds like fun hey what?
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Life Changing
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Yes and it is fun and uplifting to have your ego stroked
by so many beautiful women in just a few minutes.
On occasions you will get more than your ego stroked.
That will make it hard for you to move on.

For the newcomer to Pattaya this surely must be
a life changing experience.
It was for me when I arrived here 16 years ago.
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Reality
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But you know what?

Sometimes you just might want to get from A to B without
having your ego stroked, your crotch repeatedly groped,
and your body dragged into some bar where you really
don’t need to be.

Let’s face it, if you are over forty-nine do you think these 19 to 22
year old Pattaya girls of the night would really find YOU appealing.
Some might and you can find out why in Pattaya Bar Girls Report
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The secret release code
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Continuing along Pattaya Soi 7 on our way to the restaurant my friend and I were
approached by several bar girls in the usual way. One girl held my hand so tight
I was hoping she wouldn’t attack you know where with her
free hand.

On this occasion I just wanted to get to the restaurant.
It was here that I discovered a very simple way to entice a girl
to quickly release any grip that a bar girl might get on you.

When I discovered this secret I thought I would try it another way.
What if I could avoid being approached altogether?
I gave it a try.
And you know what?
Magic! It worked
The girls just smiled at me. Some even gave me an affectionate
tap on the butt as I continued my mission.
Want the bar girls secret code? Get it here

Bar Girls Homework

If you are planning a trip to Pattaya or some
other city in Asia then here is something
you should include in your plan.
It’s homework. Yes I said homework.

Prepare yourself to enter a different world, a different culture.
In Thailand people live and operate in a different world to what
you are accustomed to. They act and think differently.

If you are planning to chase bar girls in Pattaya and indulge in the nightlife then
there are many issues you should know about before
you arrive in Pattaya.

Knowing about these issues and the ways of the
Pattaya bar girls will turn your Thailand holiday into
an amazing adventure.

It is well documented that Thai bar girls
are experts at manipulation. They know the buttons to press
to get you to dig deep into your wallet and do things you
normally wouldn’t do in your own country.

Collect and read as much information as you can about
the Pattaya bar girls and the nightlife before you arrive in Thailand.

You can join forums, read blogs like this one you are reading now
or download an e-book or a report about the bar scene in Pattaya.
Personally I prefer to download an e-book or a report.
The information is usually more accurate and it saves a bundle of time and energy.
The hard work is already done for you.
The authors are usually seasoned punters who reside in Thailand and have lived the life.

Recommendation: Pattaya Bar Girls Report

Imagine you have just arrived in Pattaya and settled into your hotel.
You are anxious to get to the bar and meet some of those little brown
warmhearted Thai girls. You stand at the entrance to your hotel and you spot an interesting bar full of girls across the street.
You walk over to that bar; you begin chatting with the girls.

You are attracted to a girl at the bar and you “bar fine” her and take her to your hotel room. Let’s call her Noy. Unless you are planning to spend the remainder of your holiday with Noy you have probably made a big mistake.

The Pattaya Bar Girls report covers more than 100 issues ( including
the “big mistake”) that will help
turn your visit to Thailand into a “life changing adventure”.

If you were to join forums and surf around the internet
how long would it take you to collect 100 useful tips about
Pattaya bar girls? Recently I visited a forum whose members are
advocating that unprotected sex is safe with bar girls.

Now that is a good topic for my next post.