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Ladyboys

Ten Tips about Ladyboys.

First I will approach this article on the basis that you don’t fancy hooking up with a ladyboy for extra curricular activities. Then view it from the other angle where you might be looking to have an encounter with a ladyboy but don’t quite know [thirstylink ids=”956″] how to get around to it[/thirstylink].

How do you tell the difference between a girl and a ladyboy? In the past the Adam’s apple was the first part of the anatomy to expose the possibility that one might be looking at a man and not a woman.
Now there is an operation that a ladyboy can have to hide that tel tale lump in the throat. That said, I will still add the “apple” to the list of ten ways to spot a KATOEY.

  1. Check the Adam’s apple. Ever seen a girl with one?

  2. Check out the feet and ankles. If they are abnormally large you have a boy on your hands. If the girl is wearing size 12 high heels then there is a good chance she is a he.

  3. Listen to the voice although some are skillful at concealing the voice.

  4. Look at the way she/he walks. Most of them are a dead give away. Looks like they have just graduated from fashion deportment school walking one foot crossing in front of the other with wiggling hips.
  5. If she is tall, say 6 foot, then be suspicious. Most Thai girls are around 5 foot 4 inches tall or less. A 6-foot tall Thai girl could be a model and normally a Thai model would not be flirting with a falang tourist in Pattaya.

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  6. If you meet her with a bunch of her friends then check them out too. KATOEYS usually hunt in packs. If you suspect some of her friends are ladyboys then there is a chance that she is a he.
  7. If she turns out the lights before undressing and wants to have sex in complete darkness she might be a KATOEY (ladyboy). Thai girls are not that shy about sex.
  8. While you are unknowingly chatting to a ladyboy (katoey) in the street late at night it is quite common for her to make a grab at your crotch. At this point it is a great opportunity for you to return the compliment and grab her privates. You might feel a slight bulge. A KATOEY will usually tuck her penis back under her crotch.
  9. If she seems to be wearing an over abundance of makeup then there is a chance that she is a ladyboy. Thai girls are usually subtle with their make up when they apply it. Many Thai girls don’t wear make up.
  10. If her breasts are bulging from her blouse and it appears that she has implants then it is highly likely you are looking at a boy.

How To Deal With A Ladyboy

Guest friendly hotels no joiner feeIf you are already in the sack exploring his/her body and he/she stops you at the pussy this is unusual behavior for a girl. Let the alarm bells ring. He/she might tell you it is menstruation time and offer you a BJ.

Some KATOEYS who have had the chop are not confident about the quality of their genital conversion and would rather not have you probing away with your fingers. Again a BJ would be on offer or a quick suck and slip you in.

If you get into a difficult situation and you decide you don’t want to pay your KATOEY then be extra careful. These girl/boys are strong and possibly good boxers. They also work in groups so avoid an incident. Just pay up and politely tell her to leave.

If you discover her gender on arriving at your room and you don’t want to continue the adventure don’t get angry. Joke about the fact that she had you fooled. You might get away with just giving her a 100 baht taxi fare. But try not to get into an argument if that doesn’t satisfy her.How to Date a Ladyboy

Pattaya Bar Girls

Pattaya Bar Girls Nightlife Guide Tips

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“Welcome handsome man!” “Come inside sexy man!” They’re the siren cries of the beautiful Pattaya bargirls as they try to pick you out from the endless stream of  Western men (farangs) who stroll down the crowded sois (side streets) of Pattaya, to entice you into their house of fun.

Wherever you are in town, in the concentrated beer bar complexes of Soi 2, Soi 8 or Soi Diana, the “short-time” Mecca that is Soi 6 (which many ex-pats would rather keep among their own little Pattaya secrets), or the in-your-face frenzy that is Walking Street, which must have more go-go bars, erotic shows for every taste, and just plain sexual energy than anywhere else on the globe, a smiling charmer of a Thai lady is waiting to give you an experience you may never forget.

Make no mistake, when these Thai bar girls offer you entertainment, they usually really mean it! If you play your cards right you can have the time of your life. But, if you want my advice, it would be wise to do a little research first. After all you wouldn’t like to get your sexy bargirl darling home to your lair, only to find:

  • She’s not a lady at all, but a ladyboy (or the reverse, depending on your orientation).
  • She’s just arrived in town, has no idea of the scene, and would really rather be working in the Family Mart store.
  • She’s been in town for far too long, and is only interested in trying out her newest theories on the quickest way to empty a farang’s wallet.
  • For some reason your culture doesn’t match with hers, with sometimes embarrassing results (to say the least)!
  • A host of weird (and sometimes funny) complications that you would never imagine.

The Pattaya nightlife is probably the best in the world (and certainly the raunchiest)! Many books have tried to portray the excitement that buzzes through the bars, restaurants and hotels here, and failed. The Pattaya Bar Girls Report (Nightlife Guide) offers you a practical but in-depth insight to the ladies who help make Pattaya what it is. If you know how they think and what makes them tick, then you’re really cooking!

Many male visitors to Thailand only experience a tiny percentage of the fun and excitement that is to be had in Pattaya, and many return with a broken heart and an empty wallet after it all.

If you are still pondering on these potential pitfalls;

  1. Your “Tee Rak” (darling) is probably a “lady of the second kind” if she has one or more of the following attributes:
    • She is tall, (most Thai girls are around 5 foot 4 inches or less).
    • She has feet, ankles, hands and wrists, which are roughly the same size as yours ( if you are a male).
    • She has an Adam’s apple. (Sometimes disguised using surgery).
  2. If, when you pretend to forget the location of your hotel, your doe-eyed innocent can name all of the hotels on your soi, and the four streets adjacent, be skeptical of her claim (often made) that she has only been working in the bar for one week.
  3. And on the cultural front, you may be surprised to learn that the in-your-face, erotic dancing sweetheart in your arms is a devout Buddhist who is afraid of ghosts!

It sounds a bit like a minefield, but it’s actually a whole lot of fun as long as you are well prepared. My advice is to do lots of research before you land there.

Whether you are a seasoned visitor or a newcomer to the seductive charms of the bargirls, dancers, freelancers and assorted other ladies offering you pleasure and fulfillment in this labyrinth of go-go bars, massage parlors and “bar beers”, there is always something new and fascinating to learn. A good way to get started and stay up to date is to take a look at the Pattaya Bar Girls Report (Nightlife Guide). http://www.Pattaya-Bar-Girls.com/arep/

Inside the report you will find a compendium of the accumulated experiences (and some disasters) of a large network of committed expats, who have lived the dream in Pattaya for many years.